KNOTTY PINE PUB REVIEW
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“Nestled in the hamlet of Greentown PA on the outskirts of Promise Land Park lies the Knotty Pine Pub. The pub features a ‘lean-to’ construction complete with a leaky roof damaging the rustic nicotine stained ceiling. Areas of the floor are soft and sagging but invisible to the eye and completely oblivious to the happy local patrons. The scorched entrance, a remnant of a past firebombing, goes unnoticed until seen in the daylight. The bar features men’s and ladies rooms complete with a green “no flow” urinal, which most likely empties directly into the back lawn of the property. There is also an auxiliary lavatory---entire parking lot of “green” facilities should the bathrooms be occupied. Service is excellent. The food consists mostly of peanut butter crackers. The Pub features the ‘bottomless Crown Royal’ shot rarely found south of Bethlehem PA. It’s always nice when the bar maid samples the shots along with the patrons. Other highlights are the cigar bar- for the discriminating smokers and the pet friendly bartender with her Rottweiler greeting the patrons as they arrived. The locals are very friendly. From the retired “Hunter types” with their Cabella hats to the younger “Joe Dirt” types, and the middle aged “Insurance types”,the fun never stopped. “
For some reason the mountain biking on Saturday was very very slow………
Jim Tice
Front Line Performance Leader
Northeast Property MCO