Best line I've ever heard. Ever.

Elk (Indy Fab single speed racer Mark Elsasser): "Jay, did you ever go so hard in a race to where you got cross-eyed?"

Jay: "Yeah..."

Elk: "Did you ever go so hard that you stayed cross-eyed for over 1/2 the race?! That's what I did today, and I still only got 7th."

Jay: "..."

Check out Mark's website to see what kind of guy goes so hard that he routinely gets crosseyed for most of his races:
http://twowheeledlocust.typepad.com/