Emmaus Urban Ronde

Here's some info on a little shindig event race fest that's happening in March, brought to you by the organizers of Fifth Street Cross.

It's family-friendly, slow-people-friendly, and competitive-jackass-friendly. It'll be tough and hard and awful if you want to ride it that way, or a tootle-about hoot if you choose that, and there's likely to be a unruly gang of kids running around the sidewalk while their parents pedal off to protest the universe's right to entropy. Probably will last an hour or so.

Although one can never say for sure, with Armetta's right above the start line, it's also likely to be functioning-alcoholic-friendly, if you enjoy the spectacle of that sort of thing. Or you are one.

Emmaus Urban Ronde
Saturday, March 10,2007
Race begins Noon, in front of SMC
Registration 11:30-11:55 (you must sign a waive to compete)
Bring a bike, a helmet and about ten bucks (entry is free, but you will need about ten bucks to complete the entire race).
EURO-branded grand prize
Plus swag to top 5

Unofficial
Unlicensed
Uncensored
Unapologetically
Untamed
Uncharted
Unprecedented
Underground
Undulating
Free bike race