Be careful when parking your car up at frisbee golf these days. My s10 was horribly vandalized this morning while on a tandem loop. I returned to find my black beauty covered with litter and tp all over it. i narrowed my search down to somebody with anal leakage(maybe from foods with olostra) since the tp they used was extra absorbing. They may also be walking weird with a sore butt since they spared no expense and went with triple ply. The tp was scented too so we may have a messy wiper on our hands. The criminal may also be a huge perv and may be on megans law since there were nude pice under my wipers. I am a fan of porn as much as the next person but to have some on hand at all times . weird. so keep your eyes open for a perv with the hersey squirts.
